I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
fandom you okay?
no
I was going to put the “you’re watching supernatural” gif, but then I remembered we’re not
oh
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
actually one of the prettiest things ive ever heard ever
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
tag your porn omg
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson
this is such an important collection of images
Me when someone asks me why I don’t like Nickelback.
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE