I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE